Kelly Kapoor: I was raped.
Michael Scott: You cannot say “I was raped” and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don’t keep doing that.
Mindy Kaling on SNL, November 20, 2009.
Check out the placard in the upper right-hand corner. Kelly’s nook! I feel like it should be the name of some kids show on PBS, and then the porno parody wouldn’t even have to change the name.
“You still owe my 3 dollars for gas.”- Ryan Howard
BJ Novak calls Mindy Kaling
Yeah, it was mostly girls in the audience.
Given my personality, people usually think I’d probably gravitate towards the “romantic” part of romantic comedy. Actually, I tend to worry too much that things will get sappy and slow. We’re a comedy, after all. So I err on the side of LESS romance.
Interestingly, Greg (who is probably the funniest person I know) has a great love for pure romance. Five years ago, Greg directed The Dundies, which I wrote, and we had a long protracted battle over whether Jim and Pam should kiss.
Greg was for it, and I was against it! Can you believe the terribleness of my choice? And I, like, FOUGHT him about it. We still fight sometimes, but he mostly wins because he’s usually right, and also because he’s my boss.
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Kelly: I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott. A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a woodchipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldemort. Anyway, Happy Birthday Michael.
5x13 - Stress Relief
The Office, 4x01 Fun Run
- Michael: You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you and then you run over one person with your car. And it's not even one of the popular ones, and everybody gets on your case. Doesn't make any sense. God is dead.
- Kelly: If there was a God, then Ryan and I would be married by now.
