Mindy Kaling: Inventing the Perfect Kissing Device

The Kiss Monitor is a small medical device implanted under your bottom lip by an oral surgeon. It allows the patient to kiss a non-spouse for ninety seconds. After that, it induces an electroconvulsive shock throughout one’s body that is quite uncomfortable.

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When one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.

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3 days ago on 17 May 2013 @ 8:30am 28 notes

random pop culture references.

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Lena Dunham as Louis C.K. and Mindy Kaling as a giraffe

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5 days ago on 15 May 2013 @ 8:30am 57 notes

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This is the incredibly cool label-maker that sits on Erin’s desk. When I got engaged, Mindy typed out a congratulatory label for me, but accidentally misspelled ‘Ellie.’ Undeterred, she simply congratulated me as Elie Wiesel instead.

Ellie Kemper’s Farewell Photo Album from The Office

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6 days ago on 14 May 2013 @ 12:00pm 68 notes

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(On married friends) I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. I want to hear about it because I know it’s possible, and because I want it for myself.

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