The Kiss Monitor is a small medical device implanted under your bottom lip by an oral surgeon. It allows the patient to kiss a non-spouse for ninety seconds. After that, it induces an electroconvulsive shock throughout one’s body that is quite uncomfortable.
Lena Dunham as Louis C.K. and Mindy Kaling as a giraffe
This is the incredibly cool label-maker that sits on Erin’s desk. When I got engaged, Mindy typed out a congratulatory label for me, but accidentally misspelled ‘Ellie.’ Undeterred, she simply congratulated me as Elie Wiesel instead.